The princess and the toad

Once upon a time a prince who was actually a toad in disguised asked a beautiful princess to marry him and the princess said “Fuck no!” and she went on to live happily ever after. She traveled and met interesting people and cute guys and no one cared that she was a slut. She always put herself first and she went out whenever she wanted and she never had to cook or clean pee off her toilet seat. She had tons of shoes and clothes and made lots of money. All her friends and family thought she was cool and she never got cheated on. Ever.


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